kotasher:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

dany-arya

kotasher:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

dany-arya

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spookylittlegrrl:

gaymommy:

women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”

men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”

if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a part of the problem.

this this this.

(Source: ryden-gg)

My class today

  • Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
  • Students: He likes her!
  • Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
  • Students: That is just how boys are.
  • Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
  • Students: Oh, that's not okay.
  • Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
  • Students: Oh.
  • Me: Oh, is right.
mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

vintagefenrir:

reasonablesacrifice:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

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Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

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Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

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TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

Fuck… I don’t wear shoelaces…

(Source: peetaah)

(Source: ovvertherainbow)

I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion)

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

(Source: supagirl)